Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Charlton Heston's Gun Taken From His Cold, Dead Hands


The Onion broke this story a couple days ago and I'm surprised to say it hasn't received much media attention.

It will be interesting to watch how the National Rifle Association moves forward from this. Heston was their most high profile gun rights advocate and to see him capitulate to the anti-gun lobby is surely damaging to the cause. He just didn't care enough. Whatever. Let the damn, dirty apes come. We'll fend them off with spoons. Thanks, Charlton. That'll be juuuust great.

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