Signs you need a new computer

1. You've had it since senior year, of HIGH SCHOOL yet still can't seem to part with that piece of junk.
2. It is commonplace for your computer to overheat and shut down when performing basic functions like opening a word document
3. Your computer is so old that it does not even have wireless built in, you have to use a wireless card.
4. Your friends often ask you how Toshiba is, almost like it is an ailing relative when it is in fact just an old ass computer.
5. You try to coax your laptop into doing things, similar to coaxing an obese dog to play fetch.
6. You've given up with instant messenger and youtube videos because your computer cannot handle the pressure and will turn off.
7. Your monitor is so broken that you have to hold it up with a Hawaiian Lei, and then when the Lei broke you tried to actually tie it together instead of just purchasing a new computer.
8. Most of your friends have gone through 2 or 3 computers in the same time span
9. You cannot use the computer late-night when your roommate is sleeping because it sounds like a vacuum.


Okay, okay, I think its time to invest in a new computer, but damn I will miss Toshiba.