As I type this post on our sexy sex futon within our "new" and gracefully deteriorating townhouse, Flash and I are watching Super Sweet 16. It's the episode with Collin. You know, "the prince of Cleveland." Collin just got 2 cars for his birthday. Well fuck you, Collin. We at the OHD house have four (4) futons. Four! That's crazy! Anyway, Collin sucks and makes me covetous so clearly we would rather be watching Jon & Kate plus 8.
Ok, onto the OHD house! It should go without saying that this place is awesome, but I'll do it anyway: This place is awesome!!
With a long, grassy backyard and set right across the street from a neighborhood park with tennis and bball courts and a sweet pool full of lots of hotties this house will be the key to one hot summer.
Currently, the house contains:
1 Flash
1 Rio
4 futons
1 spooky basement
1 house elf
1 newly non-leaking upstairs bathroom
1 broken dishwasher "on wheels"
3 bedrooms
47 empty bottles of homemade beer
1 Ministry approved floo network fireplace
& 1 forbidden bamboo forest
Soon to contain:
slip-n-slide!
bar room!
keg!
more house elves!
**PARTY THIS FRIDAY NIGHT**
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